Friday, December 1, 2006

Potty Restaurant

How this menu came about will give you an insight into my warped mind. I was driving down the road one day and saw a sign for Black Angus restaurant; but what I read was Black Anus. Once I realized my error, I got to chuckling at myself, and then my mind started thinking “Hm, what kind of food would be on the menu at Black Anus.” The idea is that anything on the menu must be a real food, but have something to do with the rear, defecation, or urination.

(Note: this is not meant to offend anyone who likes, works at, or is associated with Black Angus. It just so happens I like to eat there myself)

It is bad enough that I let my mind wonder this way, but then I involved my family and friends. Yes, I know, I know, I know, a somewhat demented mental exercise, and yet, one that has caused hours of amusement for me and my friends. If you can add to the list, by all means do so. (Note: The additions have been rolling in. Thanks!)


  • Pot stickers
  • Pea soup

Main Meals

  • Poo Poo Platter
  • Gai Poo Lo
  • Pot Roast
  • Potpie
  • Rump roast
  • Dumplings
  • Sh**-on-a-brick
  • Crappie
  • Butt bacon
  • Pizza

Side Dishes

  • Peas
  • Snow Peas
  • Black-Eyed Peas
  • Chickpeas
  • Peewee Carrots
  • Rice Pilaf
  • Leaks
  • Mustard greens
  • Butternut Squash
  • Shitake Mushrooms


  • “Number One” Special
  • “Number Two” Special


  • Dump Cake
  • Fudge
  • Fudgesicle
  • Shoo Fly Pie
  • Snickerdoodle cookie
  • Butterscotch
  • Butterfingers
  • Peach Pie


  • Mustard
  • Butter
  • Peanut butter (this one gets double credit – think about it)


  • Buttermilk
  • Mountain Dew

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LMAO! I always saw it that way too. I do love their baked potatoe soup, ironically I never ordered steak when I went there. I'm just glad that in middle school when my teacher asked me which planet I'd be doing my report on, I didn't say..."your anus." I knew how to pronounce it but still turned bright red anyway.